SHAKES THAT GO BONK.

Eight flavours. Zero chill. Blended stupid-thick, sealed cold in glass, and sent straight at your face. No powders, no lectures.

Bonkis Choco Shok — 300ml glass bottle, mid-air with a chocolate splash
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Step 01 — the throwing in

WE THROW IN THE GOOD STUFF AND SEAL IT IN GLASS

Real milk
Belgian cocoa
Alphonso mango
Cold-brew
Actual bananas
Zero gunk
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THEN WE BLEND IT
TILL IT SCREAMS.

Forty seconds of pure violence, then straight into the cold chain. Thick enough to hold a spoon upright. We've tested this. Repeatedly.

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Step 03 — the backstory

Bonkis started in a garage with one blender and a very bad idea.

The idea was: what if a milkshake tasted like the flavour it was named after? Radical. Unheard of. We burned out four blenders finding out, annoyed three neighbours, and ended up with eight recipes we'd genuinely fight over.

Still no powders. Still no "wellness journey". Just cold, thick, extremely serious shakes for people with unserious taste.

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The Bonkis line-up: Choco Shok, Cookie Crash, Pink Panic and Nana Drama in glass bottles